Check out this for a ridiculous quote: "We're going to be wearing a bullseye. But that's what you play for. We enjoy the bullseye. Plus, there's going to be times when we lose 2-3 games in a row, and it seems like the world has crashed down. You all are going to make it seem like the World Trade is coming down again, but it's not going to be nothing but a couple...games." If you had the Miami Heat's Dwayne Wade, you win nothing. Good to see he's not taking his team and game so seriously. Asshat. A caller to The Jim Rome Show last week said one ring in Cleveland would've been as important to his reputation as five straight in Miami would be. Strangely, that makes a lot of sense.
On the subject of The Three DB-gos, says Michael Jordan: "There's no way, with hindsight, I would've ever called up Larry, called up Magic and said, 'Hey, look, let's get together and play on one team.' In all honesty, I was trying to beat those guys."
Now that the Toronto Blue Jays have designated Nick Green for assignment, the two lowest batting averages on the team belong to Adam Lind and Aaron Hill.
Check out the 25 Douchiest Moments on ESPN the last year.
Another great baseball injury: Russell Branyon of the Seattle Mariners hurt his big toe while - wait for it! - closing the curtains.
If the rumors are to be believed, Brazilian footballer Ronaldinho could be MLS bound, and to the LA Galaxy at that.
The number "forty" is the only number that is spelled in alphabetical order. In case you were wondering.
Not sure how I made it this far without seeing Steve Carrell and Paul Rudd mock "The Decision" at the ESPY's. This is awesome.