Nice knowing you, Chad Pennington...the Toronto Raptors schedule is out, and they've got 18 games on the road in November and December. Expect a less than pretty start for the Raptors...best name I've heard for the Oakland A's: Oakland Triple A's. Seriously, how do they get away with dealing anybody with a shred of talent? Hell, it's not even like they're Florida where they've cashed a World Series or two by rebuilding and then tearing down...you know what I love? Seeing those Fast and Furious stunt double cars out there with thumping stereos that are inevitably playing garbage tunes. What I love most about it: those songs never, ever last in the musical pantheon. They're shit, just like the clowns listening to them while spraying Drakkar Noir on themselves at a light. I love pulling up beside them and playing them some good stuff. You know, something with a guitar in it...The Redeem Team? Or the Supreme Cream Team? Lebron James, Carmelo Anthony and Dwayne Wade had their pictures snapped walking out of a massage parlour in Hong Kong. This wasn't your ordinary massage - happy endings were on the menu. A "rub and tug". Nice work gents. Because nobody in Asia would notice three enormous black dudes walking out and have a camera of some kind handy, much less those three. Shame Bukkake is on vacation as he'd surely be asking if there was some bukkake...yesterday was a banner day in RM history since going this route: 300+ views. A heated NFL debate stoked that fire...reason to really like the "under" in NCAA football this year: they've now got a 40-second play clock, and aside from the final two minutes in the half, the game clock will not stop if you run out of bounds...I once bought a Charles Oakley jersey. He packed it in the next year. I bought an Antonio Davis jersey. He soon demanded a trade. Last weekend, my boy TS hooks me up with a sweet Joba Chamberlain jersey and on Monday, he gets hurt. Next up: I'm buying a Brett Favre Jets jersey with this kind of success...finally, the Cristiano Ronaldo saga is over and he's staying at Manchester United, at least for now. This is a good thing...have a great Thursday.Thursday, August 7, 2008
Thursday, August 7th, 2008 - Run Me Out of Town
Nice knowing you, Chad Pennington...the Toronto Raptors schedule is out, and they've got 18 games on the road in November and December. Expect a less than pretty start for the Raptors...best name I've heard for the Oakland A's: Oakland Triple A's. Seriously, how do they get away with dealing anybody with a shred of talent? Hell, it's not even like they're Florida where they've cashed a World Series or two by rebuilding and then tearing down...you know what I love? Seeing those Fast and Furious stunt double cars out there with thumping stereos that are inevitably playing garbage tunes. What I love most about it: those songs never, ever last in the musical pantheon. They're shit, just like the clowns listening to them while spraying Drakkar Noir on themselves at a light. I love pulling up beside them and playing them some good stuff. You know, something with a guitar in it...The Redeem Team? Or the Supreme Cream Team? Lebron James, Carmelo Anthony and Dwayne Wade had their pictures snapped walking out of a massage parlour in Hong Kong. This wasn't your ordinary massage - happy endings were on the menu. A "rub and tug". Nice work gents. Because nobody in Asia would notice three enormous black dudes walking out and have a camera of some kind handy, much less those three. Shame Bukkake is on vacation as he'd surely be asking if there was some bukkake...yesterday was a banner day in RM history since going this route: 300+ views. A heated NFL debate stoked that fire...reason to really like the "under" in NCAA football this year: they've now got a 40-second play clock, and aside from the final two minutes in the half, the game clock will not stop if you run out of bounds...I once bought a Charles Oakley jersey. He packed it in the next year. I bought an Antonio Davis jersey. He soon demanded a trade. Last weekend, my boy TS hooks me up with a sweet Joba Chamberlain jersey and on Monday, he gets hurt. Next up: I'm buying a Brett Favre Jets jersey with this kind of success...finally, the Cristiano Ronaldo saga is over and he's staying at Manchester United, at least for now. This is a good thing...have a great Thursday.
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By Bighead math, does that mean Jets will make the playoffs now?
That makes the Jets game in Buffalo alot more interesting. I think he has a rough go of it in NY.
Lets hope Joba is back soon!
B! (B!)
R! (R!)
E! (E!)
T! (T!)
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BRETTS! BRETTS! BRETTS!
To continue with the BMO thing yesterday....is it true they stopped selling beers in seats in the Southend? That's funny because now if I have to go grab beer..I'll just be pissing a lot of people off in my aisle.
how many yen for a lil' old fashioned bukkake ??
not gone yet ... leave for vacation tommorrow morning. stopping in Seattle for the Mariners - Rays game Saturday night , then two glorious weeks on the Oregon Coast.
if there is such a thing as karma , week one of the NFL season Joey Porter blitzes and snaps Favre's leg like a twig.
Bukkake out ... see ya in a few weeks.
yup yf,
no beer sellers in the SS.
further, they asked us to show our tickets every freaking time.
even when a friend came in with two hands full of grub ... after a few of us with 114s ... he looked at her and said "ticket please."
and she looks at him with a "my hands are so full" look. and he goes "i'll hold the stuff for you" so she could search for her ticket in her pockets.
fucking lame-os.
i also noticed the guy at the gate did the whole look-me-in-the-eyes-and-ask-me-how-i'm-doing-today thing, no doubt checking level of intoxication.
LOL shit, ya before I left they made me do the whole " I'll hold your beer until you find your tickets" but I only pulled that shit when my boss was around.
All I could say is on Aug. 20th there will be a lot of pissed off people because I'll be walking back and forth every 10mins for another overpriced $10 King Can.
When I went to the Montreal game they called the cops to check me to see if I was drunk. Turns out I knew the cops so they just asked me if I was driving and told me to take it easy.
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