Driving down a highway will generally get the attention of the John Q. Law's out there - a Pulp Fiction reference, for you who weren't aware - but you probably don't want to be driving towards a John Q. Law when you're doing it, then you're a lock for attention. Also a bad idea? Being drunk. Like, really drunk. Three times the legal limit at 0.241% BAC. The only thing missing was the high school teacher having an underage girl with him while on drugs and packing a gun, but that would've been excessive though that was covered off by another teacher.
The fine folks at Bad Jocks place that 0.241 only 18th on the all-time list for drunkest drivers. You've gotta see this list.