The Phillies Ryan Howard has more strikeouts than total bases this year…separated at birth: Steve Kerr and Leo Rautins…I'm amazed the beating that Sidney Crosby is taking in the media for his yapping every time he gets touched and for diving. Had he had been born in Europe, it would be far, far worse…wonder what Bill Parcells thinks of Jason Taylor being in the finals of Dancing With The Stars?...word is Alex Rodriguez is coming back on Tuesday, and not a moment too soon for the Yankees, who are intent on giving the Jays a run for most inept offence…did I hear right, the Stanley Cup Finals are slated to start next weekend? Terrible, terrible idea. May 22nd is being touted as the earliest start date…is it a Boston thing to go wild in the regular season and look increasingly vulnerable through the playoffs? First the Patriots, and now the Celtics are looking like they've blown their load to impress in the regular season…where else but Japan would you find a Viagara infused ice cream? A whole new way to get cone…Buffalo Bills top draft pick James Hardy pulled a gun on his father? Jeremy Barfield throwing Jesse down a flight of stairs thinks that is over the top...the Dallas Stars saved us from seeing a pair of conference final sweeps, the first since 1992 when Chicago and Pittsburgh did it. I know what you're thinking. Yes, Chicago was once in the playoffs...the Minnesota Twins are the only AL team to never beat Roy Halladay...The Office season finale goes tonight, and it is a one hour effort. I have no doubt Michael Scott sends us into the off season with another hilarious episode in which Toby leaves...have a great Thursday.
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Well, Boston's been far from overwhelming so far in the playoffs, but at least they look like they'll send Jabron Lames home packing early. I have no problems with that: as much as I respect how great Jabron has become, that Cleveland team is tough to watch and to like.
And what the fuck is with Pau Gasol actually showing up in the clutch? Could that selfish, capitalistic, American bastard Kobe Bryant have actually taught the great Pau a thing or two?
Paut = Coattail Rider.
Steve Irwin? Man, now we're getting people in here from the dead posting? Incredible. New heights for RandoMango!
I wanted to go Natalee Holloway but you never no who is reading this thing *cough* CIA *cough*
Steve Irwin? Fantastic!
Apparently the Metro Zoo has a "pet the stingrays" exhibit on now. (Seriously!) I say that would make an awesome Club 519 rendez-vous point.
Wanna know what happens when zoo's do that?
http://www.thestar.com/article/424842
Sounds like Steve Irwin's kinda deal tho.
Sounds like someone forgot to wash their hands on that one in Calgary. Probably a dangerous materials handler of some kind (like a pesticide applicator, or someone equally toxic - like a Calderclone.)
Yeah, the whole tank would have white flecks all through it. The staff would panic and think it's an ick infection and treat for it, but only later realize that Jose brought a bunch of people who were masturbating while watching him "pet the stingray". Losses would be horrendous.
Further to that: go rays!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujnweCrpJo8
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