Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

RandoMango: In discussing the Leafs GM vacancy, Mats Sundin interestingly used the word "they" rather than "we" or "us"…ChiSox manager Ozzie Guillen went on another legendary tirade, this time hammering the Chicago media and to a lesser extent, Chicago fans in general…kinda strange how quiet the Marvin Harrison case has been. If you haven't heard, somebody got shot, and Harrison is being questioned. If he were a Bengal, this would be a far bigger story, no? Word is the bullets came from his gun so this story might gain traction now...during the college offseason, some guys work out. Some pick up a class. Some hit keggers repeatedly. Florida's Heisman winner Tim Tebow went to the Philippines and circumcised infants. How long 'til his scouting reports read he has "surgical precision" and can escape pressure by the skin of his, umm, nevermind…Eight Belles euthanization after the Kentucky Derby has caused major controversy. But the stats say for every 1,000 horses that have run the last 40 years, 1.5 will die, and those numbers have stayed consistent through that time. It just happens that Barbero and now Eight Belles have found out the answer to the question "for whom the bell tolls?" and gone to the great glue factor in the sky…word is Kobe Bryant will pick up his first MVP award today. Overdue might not be the most accurate word that comes to mind, but it is the first…the Yankees are 2-10 in games started by Ian Kennedy and Phil Hughes. Considering that, their injuries, and a meat grinder schedule and maybe I've been too hard on them after all…fading Brazilian soccer star and tranny lover Ronaldo is claiming to have done work for UNICEF in trying to rehab his image. Problem is UNICEF is saying they've had no affiliation with him. Maybe he figured playing against Barcelona who had UNICEF on their strips was close enough?...Affliction gear, banned by UFC?...have a tremendous Tuesday.